I GOTTA SHARE THIS
I JUST HEARD A COMBINATION OF A GUST OF WIND AND A SPORTS CAR BLARING IN THE DISTANCE
AND THE TWO TOGETHER SOUNDED LIKE MEN SINGING BEAUTIFUL GREGORIAN HYMNS
History repeats itself. no one was listening the first time. HIstory repeats itself a little quieter this time. “haha okay never mind” History says.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
Picture a car.
Nope! You are picturing it wrong. Try again.
Picture a car.
Really? That’s what you picture when you picture a car?
All right, look…we’ll go with that. I’m not happy about it, but we’ll go with your idea of a car for now. So.
Picture that car. And now, picture a road. Are you picturing it? No, close your eyes if you have to. If you need to, gently remove your eyes and slip them into your bag.
Do you see the car driving down the road? Good.
Now picture a destination. Any destination you want.
Nope! That was incorrect. The correct destination was a clear and placid lake.
So all of you, out there, picture the car. Picture the road. Picture the clear and placid lake.
And what I want you to do now is put the car in the lake.
It’s very simple. Just imagine the car leaving the road, and now entering the lake.
Leaving the road, entering the lake.
Are we all picturing the car in the lake? Okay.
City Council is notifying me that the test worked, and that we successfully murdered a lone driver somewhere, completely with the power of our minds. Wow! Wow! The human mind is a powerful thing!
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Episode 31.5 - Condos